he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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