i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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