I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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