Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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