Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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