walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i now understand why vodka
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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