google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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