You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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