Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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