he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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