If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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