I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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