my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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