she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You left your phone here
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