Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
