halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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