He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Life is so much better after having sex.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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