he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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