I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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