Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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