He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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