I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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