Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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