your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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