I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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