he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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