he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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