help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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