used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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