Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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