Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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