that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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