I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the gays at disneyland are vicious
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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