Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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