at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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