she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I see more hoeing in ur future
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