We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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