i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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