If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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