wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
