i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i think i have herpe
just one?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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