Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. Iād pick his dick. That good!
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