Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I would ride that face into the sunset
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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