He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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