you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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