just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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