Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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