do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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