Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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