it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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