Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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