Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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