Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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