This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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