so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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