Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision