the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.