That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?